Cute Ladyboy Lowse

Sorry I haven't posted in a few days. Been super busy. I'm so exhausted I don't even want to type, but I'll put in a couple words since I'm here.

This ladyboy, who I'm not that familiar with, is a girl who caught my eye a while back. She's adorable as hell. I mean look at THIS. Adorable, right? I think her name is Lowse Zvaen? Maybe? Who knows. I love her flat chest (one of my fetishes). Hope she never gets implants. Don't do it, baby. Resist the temptation. Billy Joel loves you just the way you are.

Here's links to the GALLERY and EXTREME LADYBOYS. They're extreme. They're ladyboys. No false advertising there. And here's a GALLERY of her that shows some dick.

I Want To Go To Thailand

With about 200 of THESE. For me, it's Kimono or it's nothing at all. And the girl in white at 21 to 27 seconds in would probably get about 150 of those condoms put inside her. That walk she had devised is brain-meltingly awesome.

My God, this place looks like a candy store of hot ass. If I go there I'll probably never come back.

Areeya Is Unquestionably Hot

Here's a GALLERY I found on LADYBOY69 that makes me mental. I know I did a post not long ago about Areeya, but she's so worth another one. Check out the gallery for reasons such as THIS. These pix are insane and the perfect examples of why she's probably my favorite ever. Is she really my favorite ever? I don't know. I probably shouldn't make absolute statements like that. But she's way fucking hot, that's for damn certain.

She so hot I'd like to take a horse syringe and inject her anus full of Hellmann's real Mayonnaise, then let her squeeze it all back out onto my tongue (or onto a turkey sandwich). That's how much I love her, and that's how much I love America's favorite mayonnaise.

She is fine, no doubt about it. I was thinking today that perhaps I should take a break from writing vulgar posts. You know, posts that describe in lurid detail what I'd like to do to these ladies. Such as eat condiments out of their buttholes. But now, looking at these pix of Areeya, I don't believe there's anything vulgar about saying I want to fuck this girl in the ass. In fact, now that I've said it, to me it sounds quite eloquent. So there you have it: My dick, HER ASS, needs to happen.

Tranny Gangbanged

I've had dreams exactly like this. Me getting gangbanged out of the blue by six hot trannys. Then I wake up, realize it was all a dream, then spend the next week depressed because it really didn't happen. I probably need to go to Brazil to make something like this a reality.

Check out TRANNYGANGBANGED, it's all about taping into my most personal, fantastic dreams and desires then acting them out for real on video. It's like they implanted a microchip inside my brain then have a guy sitting in a little room listening in and writing everything down for their next movie idea. Here's a SAMPLE.

Ladyboy Enema

With a blog post like "Ladyboy Enema," how wrong can you go? Truth: You can't.

Check out the sexy chick to the left, who I believe goes by the name "TT," which I take it means "Tremendously Titillating."  She appears in this fascinating VIDEO. I believe the content comes from THIS SITE, so check them out, too.

If I was in the porno making business, I would most likely be making movies like this. Fucking sexy Thai ladyboys and giving them enemas. There's an old saying: "Do what you love." Wise words. And doing THIS is high up on my list of stuff I love.

Shemales Get Fisted

I'm a huge advocate of the concept behind this website. I must admit, as a disclaimer however, that I'm not a member of the site.

For me, it's all about the ass. All roads lead to back the ass. Maybe that's why I find tgirls so incredibly inviting. Because they rely heavily on the ass as a major component of giving and receiving sexual pleasure. This is just a theory, like Einstein on relativity. I could be wrong, but I think I'm at least on to something here.

For example, check out this IMAGE. Pretty cool, right? You bet.  Sadly, the only way I'd be able to get a hot tgirl to allow me to fist her would be to get a job as one of the male models for this site. To do that I think I might need to become Brazilian and get a huge cock. Probably easier said than done, but with proper diet and exercise who knows. Until then, maybe I could allow hot tgirls to fist me. Now there's an idea.

Perhaps I will begin a new chapter of my life as a fistee. I might get a nasty rectal prolapse as a result, but that doesn't bother me. To be perfectly honest, I've always found girls with prolapsed (or distended) rectums rather hot. Especially the ones that pop out three or more inches. It looks like something out of a science fiction horror movie. The anus is an angry window into the soul, and the more frightening the better, I say.

Check out the WEBSITE.

Niomy

I keep thinking this cute girl's name is Nimoy, like Leonard Nimoy. But she sure as shit don't look like Leonard Nimoy. I like cute little ladyboys, and Niomy certainly fits that description. She's cute. She's little. And she's a ladyboy. She's also from Thailand, which makes me get really hard. I get hard just saying the word Thailand. Plus I read in one review about her that she has tiny breasts and no implants. And when it comes to ladyboys, I love love love it when they have no tits.

Ladyboys are fun to be with. My favorite encounter with one was in San Fransisco a couple years ago. I really wanted to fuck a ladyboy in the ass really bad so I looked up a girl who I thought I might be able to fill the void with, literally. And it was an awesome experience. I fucked her from every position I could think of and it lasted about three hours total. I keep wondering if Niomy here could be the same type of fun. If she is I need to get my ass over to see her asap.

Check out her AD. And if you see her, let me know how it went down. I'm damn curious.

Tia Phoenixx - Exclusive Interview

1. No hormones. No surgeries. No implants. Have you always been naturally this sexy your whole life?
Actually i do take  female hormones during  holiday, but i am not on hormones while working or if any, very low dose in order to ensure functionality. Am I sexy?  Not so sure about that, but i'm horny..that's true lol

2. When did you realize that you are one hot sexy amazing piece of ass?
hemmm...what do you think?  I have a hard time to imagine how sexy i can be for men.  I feel just normal in real life. 

3. Do you like men exclusively, or do you like women too? Other tgirls?
Men exclusively, the masculine ones.  I even can't sleep with the effeminate ones

4. You call Toronto home. Have you always lived there? And what's so great about Canada?
No, I moved to Canada around 6 years ago, following my ex boyfriend at the time.  Canada is a great country due to its size, but it's a little too cold for me in general,except Vancouver.  I will be moving somewhere warmer in the next two or three years. I start looking for a new place now. 

5. What do you look for in a man?
First, his personality, then his brain then his look.
Great order. That means I have a chance.

6. What's your favorite TV show and favorite movie?
I don't watch tv that much, but if i do, I will watch  discovery channel or something similar to that.  My favorite movies are generally cartoons made by disney or pixar.  My favorite movie of all time is E.T and beautiful boxer (a Thai movie). My favorite recent movie is Brides Maids. Gosh...it's so funny...you guys should watch it!

7. Do you sleep in the nude?
How do you know that?  yes, i do

I know that because that's the way I picture you. Nude.

8. What's your favorite food?
pasta, sashimi, and curry (thai or indian.. i love them both)

9. Describe the best sex you ever had.
When I was in Tozeur, a small town in the northern part of Tunisia, the biggest oasis in Africa.  I was banged by more than 40 boys ranging from age 18 to 23, and all were so handsome and naturally athletic. I was so lucky and blessed to "taste" the cutest boys in town.  They all gathered to see me that night.  We made it in the middle of the oasis under the full moon, starting from 9.00 pm till 2.00 am in the morning.  I asked them to take off their clothes so i could see their perfect body while they fucked me. It's so memorable..i get a hard on just to think about that.  it ended just because some drunken men joined..and i did not like them, so i stopped the action all together
Um, wow.

10. Describe the most uncomfortable sex you ever had.
When I got rape in jail by an ugly man.  It's terrible.  I don't want to discuss this.
That's just awful. I'm so sorry to hear that. Moving along...

11. Aside from being the sexiest chick on the planet, do you have any other conquests in life?
lol..i am not even the sexiest chick in the village, how can i ever dream of having that title lol.   I have lots conquests in my life. My priority right now is to retire in time, and start leading a normal life after that...you know..having a boyfriend...own a  business maybe..etc

12. Have you ever done a three-way? If yes, please elaborate in full detail.
Yes with 2 brazilian boys.  It used to work in Sao Paulo for fun 5 years ago, and there were place for boys and tgirls to hang out and if we got lucky, had clients.  I met one of the boys over there, he was an escort.  He liked me very much and asked me to come to his apartment. He was hot, so i said yes, and when we got there, his friend, who was also an escort too, was there.  His friend was actually even hotter than him.  I was thrilled lol.  So, we did the three way....nothing really special..they just screwed me one by one till they both cum.  Gosh..brazilian boys are hot...stamina..and size...and the look...wow...no wonder they are the sexiest boys on earth
Hot.

13. Have you ever gone blond?
No. Not really into blonde thing. 

14. Because you don't do nude photos, at least on the internet, I'm extremely interested in what kind of surprise you have in your panties. Can you describe what's down there? Paint the picture please.
dirty man....just imagine yourself...i'm not really good at describing how sexy or how good i am as a sex object
I am a dirty man. And I don't want to picture myself, but if you're anything like me then you have a big dick.

15. Do you enjoy watching any sports?
No.  If I do, i check on the guys..not on the sport.

16. Which actor who played James Bond would you like to sleep with most?
Sean Connery
Great choice, but I pictured you as a Daniel Craig girl. Guess you're old school.

17. What's your favorite candy or snack?
Raspberry shorbet.  I like kitkat too...and popcorn...and fries...mama mia...i like junk food...now you know LOL

18. What's better: giving or receiving oral sex?
hemm..almost equal....giving maybe if the guys are my type

19. Who is your favorite historical person and why?
Interesting question.  I don't have any in my mind now.  Maybe because i am more focus on present and future?

20. Describe yourself in one word or less. Just kidding, one word is fine.
Rising
The Phoenixx is rising. Stand the fuck back.

21. Name one horror movie that scared the living shit out of you as a child.
I forget the name, there was one that I scared a lot. I had a head ache after seeing that movie due to stress.  it's not long time ago though.  the story is about a boy who was heavily abused as a kid and turned out to be a serial killer. 

22. What's your favorite holiday?
I like adventure, so going to the Amazon, or Nepal..or India are cool.  I like boys's hunting too lol.  At the moment i'm discovering the new world that I like a lot: middle east and north Africa. I like the boys as much as they like me.  so the hunting has been always very very successful LOL

23. What's the nastiest sex act a guy ever asked you to do?
He wanted to eat my poop.  Eeew
Wonder if you did it.

24. What's the nastiest sex act you enjoy doing?
I like giving golden shower.  giving only
Great. Can't wait for you to come to LA.

25. If someone gave you a million dollars what would you do with it?
hemm...90% of it, i will invest it  and the rest I will spend on vacation for a year

26. THE LOST QUESTION

27. Who is the funniest comedian in your opinion? And who is the funniest comedian you'd fuck?
Jojon, a senior Indonesian comedian.  Comedian i would like to fuck? none that comes to mind at the moment

28. Who are your biggest fans: single guys or married men?
married men.  Forbidden fruit is delicious i guess?

29. Do you enjoy driving men insane?
it depends..if i like them too then yes. but if i don't like them..it will be a hell to have men who are crazy for me.  it happened in the past and it was a torture for me

30. Do you have a personal philosophy that guides you and the choices you make in life?
Yes. the best prediction to your future is your past.  So by seeing my past, i know it is my destiny to become an escort...but my path as an escort is a good one. So i think I will be just fine in the future.  check my blog, especially my autobiography: "The Power Of Being An Underdog" to find out.

Big thanks to Tia for being the doll of all dolls. She has truly led an astonishingly life thus far. Please visit her website. She is amazing.

www.tia-phoenixx.com/blog

Goddess Night at MJs -- Afterwards

So Goddess Night played out pretty much as I predicted. Well, almost.

Lots of hot tgirls. Boobs and asses everywhere. The smell of perfume. And me hanging out by myself, staring at all these amazing beauties, too shy to even say hello. Yes, me... shy. Can you believe it? Well, as hard as that is to believe, it's true. I've been fucked in the ass by some of the most big-dicked, stunning tgirls on the planet, yet I'm still a total wallflower when it comes to meeting new girls.

As the night galloped to a conclusion -- you know that time, the final minutes before the gigantic bouncer guy starts herding everybody toward the entrance to, in his words, get the fuck out -- I decided to take a drastic approach. When the chips are looking grim that's when drastic measures are called for. I know this is crazy, but I decided to pretend I have turrets syndrome and blurt out whatever I'm thinking, no matter how ridiculous, to the next hottie that walked by.  As soon as I decided upon this course of action, I spotted a cute girl walking in my direction. The first thing that popped into my mind was, "You've got really awesome tits." And she did. Genuinely nice boobs, no exaggeration. So, I said it. She stopped, smiled, engaged, and thanked me. I told her about the turrets, that I can't help blurting out whatever I'm thinking. I could tell she was amused, or humoring me, and she didn't believe a word of it. So I quickly elaborated by explaining, "I want to put my dick between your [REDACTED]." Right after I said it, I felt like I pressed my luck, doubling down on a foolish bet, but I said it with a straight face and prayed for a decent outcome. I usually don't put much faith in the power of prayer... but I do now.

Ten minutes later her ass was in my car. We drove to her apartment. I could not fucking believe it. This, I pondered with astonishment, is all it takes? If I had known this sort of naked tactic actually worked I would have done this years ago.

We got to her place, went upstairs, and wasted no time. My dick has never gotten this hard this fast before in my entire life. [* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * REDACTED * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *] I had to pull the bed sheets out of my ass crack [* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * REDACTED * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *] In all it only lasted about twenty minutes. Luckily I hadn't jerked off in two weeks so I erupted pretty much right when she wanted me to. Don't ask me why I haven't masturbated in two weeks. I have no answer. [* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * REDACTED * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *] I just wanted to use the word 'sphincter,' but it was really stupendous.

I washed up my crotch in her bathroom sink and used her shower towel to dry myself. I think I got some lube on it. Hope she doesn't notice. Then she hustled me out the door pretty quick. Maybe she's got school in the morning or some shit. But don't get me wrong, I wasn't bitter we didn't have cuddle time. I was just plain old fashioned grateful she threw a spare fuck my way.

Hope you enjoyed this little tale. It's been enjoyable making it happen and reporting it for you. After all, you're the reason why I do these things. You, my loyal readership. I guess the moral of the story is: Go to MJs, which is basically the moral of every story.

I'm tired. Time for bed.

UPDATE: My apologies for all the redacted sentences and words. She called me this morning and very sternly but nicely asked I take out the more intimate, revealing details. I guess I went a little too in depth about some stuff. I wanna hit it again, so I am graciously complying with her wishes. But, rest assured, I did put my dick between her [REDACTED].

Goddess Night at MJs Tonight

Tonight I will be making my way to MJs in Silverlake so I can feast my eyes on some of LA's hottest ladies. Last time I was there I had a rather close encounter with a very aggressive, dominant girl who let me know she would fuck me in the ass really hard. And honestly, when you get down to it, that's what it's all about. At least for me that's what it's all about. I can't speak for anyone else.

I will be bringing my camera, so hopefully I can grab a few quick shots of the go-go girls to post here.  If you've never gone to Goddess Night, then you are lame.  Just kidding, but you need to get there soon. It's a lot of fun and the girls are plentiful.

Visit the WEBSITE for more details.

Areeya

Areeya is one of the hottest Thai ladyboys ever, in the entire history of Thai ladyboys. And that's a major accomplishment because there's a lot of seriously hot Thai ladyboys out there. I definitely gotta get me some of THIS.

My concept of a perfect date is to shack up with her in a hotel room for a weekend with lots of booze and no condoms. A whole bunch of lube might be a good idea, too. But I'll take the booze over the lube because I can always go Brokeback Mountain style and spit on my hog. If I could spend a whole weekend devoted to filling THIS with my foul dick excrement, I would be one happy motherfucker. So, come on Areeya, you know you want me.

Here's a fun VIDEO of her whacking off (her body is nuts) and also check out her WEBSITE. And, oh yeah, THIS is fucking awesome.

Long Mint

I guess Long Mint's parents didn't foresee the irony of naming their child 'Long.' Curious just how long she is? She's about this LONG. Damn! Right? Yeah, damn. I wish that thing was in my mouth right now. Long Mint is one of those rare girls who I want to fuck in the ass and suck her dick. Simultaneously if I could, but I don't think that's anatomically achievable. But who knows -- with that yardstick anything is possible. This babe from Thailand is one of the all-time greatest fuck toys I've ever seen. Check out the whole GALLERY from this set. And here's ANOTHER. And also be sure to check out her WEBSITE. There's a video at the top of the front page that leads me to think she's a girl who enjoys sex somewhat. Just a guess.

Happy Birthday Sparky Snakeden

Sparky Snakeden is one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet. Even though I've only known the dude a very short time, he's one of my favorite people to hang around -- especially because everywhere he goes there are usually a handful of the hottest tgirls on the planet. But that's not why I like the guy, it's just a nice perk of the friendship.

In all honesty, Sparky is a very talented guy.  He's my favorite videographer, bar none.  Take a moment to peruse his YOUTUBE CHANNEL and you'll see what I mean. He certainly has a way with capturing these amazing beauties.  He's an artist and a true gentleman. Here's one of his vids I really enjoy...

China Doll

And I'm back to Black. New it wouldn't be long. Or in this case it is LONG. See what I mean? Jeez, do I want that big ol' thing in my mouth right now. I am not fucking around.

I first saw China Doll in an HBO documentary a while back and thought, gee, I'd like to be viciously violated in numerous degrading ways by that girl. I don't know why but when I see a strong, gorgeous Black girl like this all I want to do is be her personal bitch/filth receptacle.

Here's a link to a GALLERY I believe you will find enjoyable.