Thursday, June 30, 2011

Tia Phoenixx Responds

Earlier today I posted an entry about this foxy lady pictured to the left. Either scroll down like a normal person or click HERE to read what I said.

So, I think my position regarding her near-supernatural sexiness is quite clear given the fact that I admitted on a public forum that I will drink her urine. And let me assure you, I am by no means exaggerating. I will drink it straight from the tap if she finds nature calling while my mouth just happens to be in the same room as her penis.

Later on in the day, after she read the blog post, she wrote me a nice quick email in which she said, "lol... Scotty... u r a horny man... thanks... I like your honestly and eagerness!" Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but I think she's down with the plan. The exclamation point after "eagerness" is what makes me think it's a done deal. And now I feel obligated, to you my readership, to make this event happen. Sadly, Tia won't be passing through Los Angeles during her travels, so it's hard to say when I might drink of the golden spray. However I will keep all of you posted as OPERATION LEMONADE develops.

Big thanks to Tia Phoenixx... firstly for being a hot piece of ass, even if she did make an unholy pact with the Devil, and secondly for being such a good sport about some crazy guy coming out of the woodwork on a quest to drink her pee.

Visit her WEBSITE. She's a doll.

UPDATE! Tia Phoenixx herself responds in the comment section. Click comments below to check it out.

Kayla Biggs

Not sure if you've spotted a trend here. I do a lot of posts about ebony girls with really huge cocks. What can I tell you? They seem like fun girls to me. Case in point: Kayla Biggs, ''noted TS adult film star,'' is my type of girl: tall, dark, and hung like a goddamn baseball bat. I definitely want to be on the business end of that massive serpent when it goes off. Not much else can be said except she's fine as fuck and I hope one day I will be locked in a hotel room with her, kneeling before her like her humble sex slave, heart racing like a nervous school boy.

Here's a VIDEO, which should have been filmed in 3-D, but it's still good in plain old 2-D. And here's her AD. If I ever get up the courage to go see her, I'll report back here with all the salacious drippy details. Oh YEAH.

Tia Phoenixx

No hormones. No surgeries. No implants. And yet I still wanna break my dick off in her. What kind of deal with the Devil has she made? If the shit suddenly went Road Warrior tomorrow, this is the chick I'd want on the back of my motorcycle. Tia certainly is a stunning vision in every possible way. I glanced over her services list. I believe I will take a BBBJ, Greek, and finish it off with a GS. Yeah, that should do it. I'm not kidding. I would probably drink this girl's piss. Check out her WEBSITE.

And PS: I don't really want to break my dick off. That's just a figure of speech.

Monica

Thought I'd take a quick break from the ebony gals (who by the way are incredibly sexy and amazing) to pay respect to the lovely Latinas. One of the greatest fucks I ever had was at the swollen cock of a Venezuelan babe. My butthole ached for a week. Monica (who is not that girl, but who bares a slight resemblance) is a chick I've glanced at a few times and wondered about.  She's got a sincerely kick-ass shape. 8 1/2 inches and an ass that's right where my dick should be. I dig what I'm looking at. Check out her AD.

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Tameka

Here's another brain-melting Tameka VIDEO. Her cock is not of this planet. I could watch it nine hundred times till my brain turned to jello and I jerked off so many times my dick fell off and it still wouldn't be enough. Good Lord! Talk about a monster dick. That thing needs it's own area code. And it needs to either be in my mouth or in my ass (preferably both, and soon). I love this girl, more than the air I breath.

Here's a LINK to my first Tameka post. It's well worth a look.

Nyobi Khan

Nyobi Khan is one seriously sexy chick. I'd give anything to let her go balls-deep on me -- or in me -- or whatever, I just want that giant black python inside my rectum. I would let her abuse me in profound, evil, twisted ways. She is so hot I would go totally demented if she ever got her hands on me. But it would be the kind of demented I could live with. Check out this VIDEO and you'll see what I mean.

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Jaguar Evermore - aka: "Miss Black"

Been seriously contemplating for some time about giving this powerfully exquisite gal a call. But I just know I'm no match for her. I mean look at her. Look at that body. She is the bomb. She's so sexy and so amazing I would be putty in her hands. She could easily bend me to her will with just her pinky. Then she would simply bend me over. She would force me to grovel at her feet and kiss her toes. I would gladly put her erect junk in my mouth and hum the National Anthem if she demanded me to. I am nothing in her superior eyes but a sickly insignificant fuck puppet willing to do her nasty bidding. Sounds like fun, actually.

Check out her AD and her WEBSITE.

Goddess Night - March Pix

Goddess Night at MJs in Silverlake is an awesome spot to go grab a beer and scope out some of LA's hottest pieces of ass. Scott & Ben do an incredible job photographing and chronicling the amazing, sexy, talented ladies who inhabit this dark domain. Check out their MARCH PIX.

Giselle aka "Amazon Ashley"

I am so curious about this one. She is so fucking outrageously ridiculously hot it's not even funny. Am I laughing? Nope. What might it be like to have that gargantuan butt plop down on my face? I'm guessing the end of the fucking world. She's so insanely gorgeous. Over the top crazy smokin'. I would love to let her beat me in the face with her cock then smother me to death with that super mega monster dumper. Sorry there's a dude in the pic, but kind of a necessary evil so you can see just how towering this sexy inferno is.

Check out her AD and youtube VIDEO and this VIDEO and this VIDEO.

Kayla Long

Kayla Long is a girl who drives me fucking mental. I can't tell you how badly I want to be on my knees with THIS shoved deep in my mouth. And I would swallow every last drop. I don't think rape is a good thing, but I'm A-Okay with it as long as I'm getting raped by her. A guy can dream, right? RIGHT?!

Check out her ad.

Alexa Gray

What a cutie. That butt, those tits. This is the kind of chick I like to ass-slam for six hours straight in a motel room while watching music videos. Read a review on TER which says she's "good with her cock." Good to know. More pics on her ad. Yet another reason to love Las Vegas, as if losing all my money at the blackjack table isn't enough.

Check out her ad.

UPDATE: Check out the latest Alexa Gray POST which examines why she's such a hot piece of ass!

Monday, June 27, 2011

Aliana Starr

Speaking of Goddess Night at MJs, the last two times I went this month I saw this hot Latina go-go dancing. And let me tell you, she is one sexy fucking piece of ass. Sex incarnate. I got a raging hard-on just watching her from across the room. Her bod is out of this fucking world, and when she looks into your eyes your dick will instantly explode. Spotted her ad on Backpage LA...

Check out her ad.

Goddess Night at MJ's

Here's what the ad on Backpage LA says...

"hey guys if u wanna find the best transexuals in all L.A. u should go to mj's every monday goddess night by leslie monroy is every monday star at 10 pm till 2 am go go dancers all night great show at midnight and music drinks and everything we are located at 2810 hyperion ave. los angeles ca. 90027 (silverlake).

Check out the ad for more info and pix.

Personally speaking, I've been to MJs a couple of Mondays now, and I can't wait to go back. Today is Monday, but unfortunately I probably won't make it out this week. But last week was awesome. I met some really hot girls and the atmosphere is killer. MJs is definitely a great place to scope out and have close encounters with some of LA's grade-A tranny meat.

Tameka



What a tall drink of loveliness. And 10 serious inches. I adore Black tgirls, especially tall ones with humongous cocks. My butthole craves you, Tameka. You are a goddess. Destroy me. Please.

Check out her AD and watch this VIDEO. It's fucking crazy and will melt your brain. Also, this PICTURE robs me of my ability for rational thought. I just want to whip out and jerk one onto the floor. Check out more pics HERE.

Watch for the fruit basket...


Or is that the cock? Who knows? Need to watch it a few hundred more times to be sure. All I know is that chick is fucking hot and I wish I was that dude  -- except better looking. Just kidding, man. You banged that hot piece of ass and I didn't -- yet, anyway. Say it with me now: "fruit basket... fruit basket..."

Stephanieh



What a sex doll. And she's packing 9 insane inches. I want this chick fuck me in the ass till tears roll down my cheeks. That body is stupendous and makes me stupid.

Check out her ad.

Sunday, June 26, 2011

Ms. Fanny

Love that ass. My tongue wants to make a home in that ass. If I could have that ass all to myself, I would kiss it every damn day. French kiss it, that is.

Check out her ad.