Ladyboy Cindy

This girl truly is a stunning vision. Look at THIS. I wanna shove my erect pee-pee in that sweet crack so bad. And check out this VIDEO of her urinating. Fuck, that's incredible. Amazing. She's pissing while having a raging hardon. I am beside myself. It's crazy sexy. Also be sure to go to BOB'S TGIRLS.

I honestly didn't know pissing was in now. Awesome. Her piss looks pretty tasty. I'd love to be her urinal and drink straight from the tap. I know that sounds disgusting, but I can't help myself. Maybe she'll put up an ad at some point and I can make it happen. Stay tuned.

Talisha Is Delisha

Ever since I was a wee boy and I first realized these tgirls are the shit, I've been a huge fan of a ladyboy named Talisha. She's got a really interesting PENIS (which I would love to wrap my lips around the top of) and plus she's cute as hell.

A ways back, she went through a strange "NO EYEBROW" phase, this was back before she had breast implants. But I was into her even back then. Despite the Hellraiser type look, I thought she was extremely hot, like in this startling yet sexy PIC.

Check out this recent VIDEO in which she screws a lucky bastard. How lucky is he? Aside from the fact that he's having sex with her (which is lucky enough), she also squeezes his balls while he cums. I'd love to taste some of THIS. Here's a GALLERY from LADYBOY69.

More Tameka? Yes, Please.

Okay, yes. I have a thing for gorgeous Black tgirls with enormous penises, in case you haven't noticed. Sue me. Actually don't.

I fantasize regularly about them, and among the most sought after girls in my twisted cum-soaked sponge I call a brain is the brilliantly exotic Tameka. I've never been with her, but she is high up on my bucket list of big-dicked super-fine Black honeys to get with before the whole shit house goes up in flames, to quote Val Kilmer as Jim Morrison.

In the perfect version of when we eventually meet, she will rape my face and butt without a condom and force me to swallow all of her dick excrement. I'm sure she'll have to twist my arm (NOT). That's my vision of how things will go down. I'm prepared for a slightly more reasonable or conservative scenario to take place, however. But a guy can dream big, right? And in this case, Tameka is quite a big dream.

Check out this cool GALLERY of her. And also check out SHEMALE CLUB for more pix than you can ever whack off to. And here's another VIDEO I just found. I actually caught myself talking to this video. Tameka is an angel whose spooge I'd very much like to taste test.

Chanel

I love Black tgirls. Maybe it's because I love big black cocks. How big? Around ten inches is my personal preference.

Check out Chanel. She's an entertainer with a well toned body and an impressive ten inch cock who is looking for upscale gents in New York. Little personal anecdote, Chanel was the first Black tgirl I was ever with. Well, not exactly true - I got a bbbj from another Black tgirl first, but Chanel was the first Black tgirl I jumped in bed with and did all the major positions and sex acts. And because of this, she will always hold a special place in my heart.

Chanel is a really sweet girl and she can fuck hard. And her dick is definitely around ten inches. The first time I was with her and she shoved her full engorged COCK into my mouth, I thought, "Oh my god... this thing is gigantic." The pictures in this GALLERY don't do her penis justice. In the photos it appears that it's only semi erect. But trust me, when it becomes fully erect it's a masterpiece. I remember it being so much larger. At the start of one of our encounters she put her dick in my hand and it got hard really fast and it seemed like it kept growing and growing and growing.

If you're in New York and you're into really big black dicks, I recommend Chanel whole-heartedly.

Here's her AD and also check out BLACK-TGIRLS.

Tranny Ass Is Best Served On The Face

This is exactly the sort of thing that's been on my mind lately. Letting a hot tranny smother me with her sweet ass cheeks. Of course I would jam my tongue straight up her warm butthole in the process. That's how I roll, folks. Tongue in the rectum. And most trannys (at least the ones who have allowed me to lick the pooper) have had the cleanest butt regions I've ever seen close up. But I mean seriously, I can't think of something better to do. Nothin'. Well, maybe THIS. And check out some cool BAREBACK.

This Old Guy Is Cool

I don't care what ya say. I think this old guy is cool. Firsts of all, he's got the balls to get naked in front of the whole wide world. Second, he's still getting some action at his ripe old age. Hats off. And LOOK what he's gettin'. Mu-ther-fuck-er. Not bad for an old geezer who shouldn't even be getting a bonner, much less a cute ladyboy. I think she's cute. A little boyish in a sexy way, but I'm into that sometimes. Some guys. Check out the rest of the PIX. There are a couple gross ones, but mostly they're harmless.

Nicoly Assuncao Gets Barebacked

Brazilian trannys are awesome. Mainly 'cause they're up for getting barebacked at the drop of pants. Take Nicoly for example. I found this GALLERY and it's quite eye-opening. Or ass-opening. Maybe both. THIS is what a dick looks like going into an ass without a rubber. Glorious, huh? I enjoy this PICTURE most, though, because I want to make that face. That's a "fuck face" as Eddie Murphy put it. Wait a second. How did I get on the subject of Eddie Murphy? I was discussing trannys and... never mind. Check out SHEMALES GET BAREBACKED for some good stuff. And use a condom, kids. And when you do, make sure it's a KIMONO.

Cute Ladyboy Lowse

Sorry I haven't posted in a few days. Been super busy. I'm so exhausted I don't even want to type, but I'll put in a couple words since I'm here.

This ladyboy, who I'm not that familiar with, is a girl who caught my eye a while back. She's adorable as hell. I mean look at THIS. Adorable, right? I think her name is Lowse Zvaen? Maybe? Who knows. I love her flat chest (one of my fetishes). Hope she never gets implants. Don't do it, baby. Resist the temptation. Billy Joel loves you just the way you are.

Here's links to the GALLERY and EXTREME LADYBOYS. They're extreme. They're ladyboys. No false advertising there. And here's a GALLERY of her that shows some dick.

I Want To Go To Thailand

With about 200 of THESE. For me, it's Kimono or it's nothing at all. And the girl in white at 21 to 27 seconds in would probably get about 150 of those condoms put inside her. That walk she had devised is brain-meltingly awesome.

My God, this place looks like a candy store of hot ass. If I go there I'll probably never come back.

Areeya Is Unquestionably Hot

Here's a GALLERY I found on LADYBOY69 that makes me mental. I know I did a post not long ago about Areeya, but she's so worth another one. Check out the gallery for reasons such as THIS. These pix are insane and the perfect examples of why she's probably my favorite ever. Is she really my favorite ever? I don't know. I probably shouldn't make absolute statements like that. But she's way fucking hot, that's for damn certain.

She so hot I'd like to take a horse syringe and inject her anus full of Hellmann's real Mayonnaise, then let her squeeze it all back out onto my tongue (or onto a turkey sandwich). That's how much I love her, and that's how much I love America's favorite mayonnaise.

She is fine, no doubt about it. I was thinking today that perhaps I should take a break from writing vulgar posts. You know, posts that describe in lurid detail what I'd like to do to these ladies. Such as eat condiments out of their buttholes. But now, looking at these pix of Areeya, I don't believe there's anything vulgar about saying I want to fuck this girl in the ass. In fact, now that I've said it, to me it sounds quite eloquent. So there you have it: My dick, HER ASS, needs to happen.

Ladyboy Enema

With a blog post like "Ladyboy Enema," how wrong can you go? Truth: You can't.

Check out the sexy chick to the left, who I believe goes by the name "TT," which I take it means "Tremendously Titillating."  She appears in this fascinating VIDEO. I believe the content comes from THIS SITE, so check them out, too.

If I was in the porno making business, I would most likely be making movies like this. Fucking sexy Thai ladyboys and giving them enemas. There's an old saying: "Do what you love." Wise words. And doing THIS is high up on my list of stuff I love.

Shemales Get Fisted

I'm a huge advocate of the concept behind this website. I must admit, as a disclaimer however, that I'm not a member of the site.

For me, it's all about the ass. All roads lead to back the ass. Maybe that's why I find tgirls so incredibly inviting. Because they rely heavily on the ass as a major component of giving and receiving sexual pleasure. This is just a theory, like Einstein on relativity. I could be wrong, but I think I'm at least on to something here.

For example, check out this IMAGE. Pretty cool, right? You bet.  Sadly, the only way I'd be able to get a hot tgirl to allow me to fist her would be to get a job as one of the male models for this site. To do that I think I might need to become Brazilian and get a huge cock. Probably easier said than done, but with proper diet and exercise who knows. Until then, maybe I could allow hot tgirls to fist me. Now there's an idea.

Perhaps I will begin a new chapter of my life as a fistee. I might get a nasty rectal prolapse as a result, but that doesn't bother me. To be perfectly honest, I've always found girls with prolapsed (or distended) rectums rather hot. Especially the ones that pop out three or more inches. It looks like something out of a science fiction horror movie. The anus is an angry window into the soul, and the more frightening the better, I say.

Check out the WEBSITE.

Areeya

Areeya is one of the hottest Thai ladyboys ever, in the entire history of Thai ladyboys. And that's a major accomplishment because there's a lot of seriously hot Thai ladyboys out there. I definitely gotta get me some of THIS.

My concept of a perfect date is to shack up with her in a hotel room for a weekend with lots of booze and no condoms. A whole bunch of lube might be a good idea, too. But I'll take the booze over the lube because I can always go Brokeback Mountain style and spit on my hog. If I could spend a whole weekend devoted to filling THIS with my foul dick excrement, I would be one happy motherfucker. So, come on Areeya, you know you want me.

Here's a fun VIDEO of her whacking off (her body is nuts) and also check out her WEBSITE. And, oh yeah, THIS is fucking awesome.

Long Mint

I guess Long Mint's parents didn't foresee the irony of naming their child 'Long.' Curious just how long she is? She's about this LONG. Damn! Right? Yeah, damn. I wish that thing was in my mouth right now. Long Mint is one of those rare girls who I want to fuck in the ass and suck her dick. Simultaneously if I could, but I don't think that's anatomically achievable. But who knows -- with that yardstick anything is possible. This babe from Thailand is one of the all-time greatest fuck toys I've ever seen. Check out the whole GALLERY from this set. And here's ANOTHER. And also be sure to check out her WEBSITE. There's a video at the top of the front page that leads me to think she's a girl who enjoys sex somewhat. Just a guess.

China Doll

And I'm back to Black. New it wouldn't be long. Or in this case it is LONG. See what I mean? Jeez, do I want that big ol' thing in my mouth right now. I am not fucking around.

I first saw China Doll in an HBO documentary a while back and thought, gee, I'd like to be viciously violated in numerous degrading ways by that girl. I don't know why but when I see a strong, gorgeous Black girl like this all I want to do is be her personal bitch/filth receptacle.

Here's a link to a GALLERY I believe you will find enjoyable.

Goddess Night - March Pix

Goddess Night at MJs in Silverlake is an awesome spot to go grab a beer and scope out some of LA's hottest pieces of ass. Scott & Ben do an incredible job photographing and chronicling the amazing, sexy, talented ladies who inhabit this dark domain. Check out their MARCH PIX.

Tameka

What a tall drink of loveliness. And 10 serious inches. I adore Black tgirls, especially tall ones with humongous cocks. My butthole craves you, Tameka. You are a goddess. Destroy me. Please.

Check out her AD and watch this VIDEO. It's fucking crazy and will melt your brain. Also, this PICTURE robs me of my ability for rational thought. I just want to whip out and jerk one onto the floor. Check out more pics HERE.