Showing posts with label Los Angeles. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Los Angeles. Show all posts

Thursday, September 29, 2011

More Tameka? Yes, Please.

Okay, yes. I have a thing for gorgeous Black tgirls with enormous penises, in case you haven't noticed. Sue me. Actually don't.

I fantasize regularly about them, and among the most sought after girls in my twisted cum-soaked sponge I call a brain is the brilliantly exotic Tameka. I've never been with her, but she is high up on my bucket list of big-dicked super-fine Black honeys to get with before the whole shit house goes up in flames, to quote Val Kilmer as Jim Morrison.

In the perfect version of when we eventually meet, she will rape my face and butt without a condom and force me to swallow all of her dick excrement. I'm sure she'll have to twist my arm (NOT). That's my vision of how things will go down. I'm prepared for a slightly more reasonable or conservative scenario to take place, however. But a guy can dream big, right? And in this case, Tameka is quite a big dream.

Check out this cool GALLERY of her. And also check out SHEMALE CLUB for more pix than you can ever whack off to. And here's another VIDEO I just found. I actually caught myself talking to this video. Tameka is an angel whose spooge I'd very much like to taste test.

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

A Close Encounter With Jaguar Evermore, aka: "Miss Black"

I'm a devout fan of Black tgirls. Especially dominant, tall, toned, fit, bubble-butted, big dicked, ample tittied, statuesque  goddesses. I love it when they really get my heart racing, which is very easy for them to do. If not for these wonderfully intense, stunning beauties, life simply would not be worth living.

Case in point: The tantalizing Jaguar Evermore, also known as "Miss Black." I've been seriously fascinated by her for some time now. She is a fantasy... an extreme, late night, layin' in bed jerkin' the salami, pornographic wet dream fantasy. Well, today this fantasy became reality for me.

When I arrived she welcomed me at the door wearing something sexy and next to nothing. I was so immediately taken by her that I was stumbling all over the place like a fool.  She asked if I was nervous and I put on my best brave face and said I wasn't.  Clearly she saw straight through my bravado... my shivering facade. She gave me a subtle, wicked smile that informed me she was in complete control.

She took me back to her bedroom and told me to get naked. She's the kind of woman who I would never argue with, so I took off my clothes immediately. Within a matter of moments, she was also naked, and I was in total awe. She's a striking beauty with clothes on, but disrobed she's beyond imagination. Her dick, even when it's not hard, is bigger than most guy's full erections -- and that includes your humble narrator. My dick is like a baby dick compared to hers, but I didn't mind. I love it when a girl's dick is bigger than mine. In addition to a cock that requires its own zip code and should be registered as a deadly weapon, her soft dark skin is flawless and her hypnotic eyes suck you in instantly. Needless to say (but I'll say it anyway) I was paralyzed, helplessly caught in her spell.

So there we were... naked, in her bedroom, tranny porno playing on the TV. The mood was definitely set for some crazy fuckin'.  She asked me, "What do you want me to do?"  I responded, "Anything you want."  She looked at me like I was insane, like this was the last thing she expected to hear, like I had just bitten off more than I could chew.  I timidly asked, "What do you want to do to me?"  With an intense look and a low, stern voice like a growl she said, "I want to fuck you in the ass."

We got on the bed and she started by shoving her incredibly rigid cock into my mouth. I've had countless big Black dicks in my mouth, but this lady is on a whole different level. Her dick is a monster. James Cameron couldn't make a monster like this with all the money in Hollywood.  It's rock hard, beautiful, and never ever quits no matter what. I wanted to suck her balls, too, but we didn't get around to that. Maybe next time.

After a while of this, she got into position so she could fuck me while I laid on my back.  She spread my legs and pressed the tip of her cock against my tense, quivering butthole. You know that sound a dog makes when you step on its tail? That's pretty much the sound I made when she breached my anus with her enormous cock head. I called out to The Lord and blurted out random profanity while she worked as much of her dick inside me as she could. I felt like Linda Blair in THE EXORCIST, like there was a demon in me. Never before in the history of anal sex has a penis that big gone into an anus that small. We may have set a Guinness Book record. I'll need to verify this of course. She gave me one hell of a thrill ride I will not soon forget. Check out this PICTURE to sort of get an idea what the scene looked like. It's not us, but it accurately says it all. (FYI: Not safe for work).

Miss Black is super sweet and made me feel very comfortable. She's accommodating and easy to deal with. She seems like a girl who likes to keep the situation hassle free, and I really appreciate that quality in a woman. I'll definitely go back and see her again the first chance I get, and I one hundred percent recommend her to anyone who admires strong, sexy Black tgirls and enjoys getting viciously ass-pounded by them.

Check out her AD.  And also check out my original BLOG POST about her from a couple months ago.

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Niomy

I keep thinking this cute girl's name is Nimoy, like Leonard Nimoy. But she sure as shit don't look like Leonard Nimoy. I like cute little ladyboys, and Niomy certainly fits that description. She's cute. She's little. And she's a ladyboy. She's also from Thailand, which makes me get really hard. I get hard just saying the word Thailand. Plus I read in one review about her that she has tiny breasts and no implants. And when it comes to ladyboys, I love love love it when they have no tits.

Ladyboys are fun to be with. My favorite encounter with one was in San Fransisco a couple years ago. I really wanted to fuck a ladyboy in the ass really bad so I looked up a girl who I thought I might be able to fill the void with, literally. And it was an awesome experience. I fucked her from every position I could think of and it lasted about three hours total. I keep wondering if Niomy here could be the same type of fun. If she is I need to get my ass over to see her asap.

Check out her AD. And if you see her, let me know how it went down. I'm damn curious.

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Goddess Night at MJs -- Afterwards

So Goddess Night played out pretty much as I predicted. Well, almost.

Lots of hot tgirls. Boobs and asses everywhere. The smell of perfume. And me hanging out by myself, staring at all these amazing beauties, too shy to even say hello. Yes, me... shy. Can you believe it? Well, as hard as that is to believe, it's true. I've been fucked in the ass by some of the most big-dicked, stunning tgirls on the planet, yet I'm still a total wallflower when it comes to meeting new girls.

As the night galloped to a conclusion -- you know that time, the final minutes before the gigantic bouncer guy starts herding everybody toward the entrance to, in his words, get the fuck out -- I decided to take a drastic approach. When the chips are looking grim that's when drastic measures are called for. I know this is crazy, but I decided to pretend I have turrets syndrome and blurt out whatever I'm thinking, no matter how ridiculous, to the next hottie that walked by.  As soon as I decided upon this course of action, I spotted a cute girl walking in my direction. The first thing that popped into my mind was, "You've got really awesome tits." And she did. Genuinely nice boobs, no exaggeration. So, I said it. She stopped, smiled, engaged, and thanked me. I told her about the turrets, that I can't help blurting out whatever I'm thinking. I could tell she was amused, or humoring me, and she didn't believe a word of it. So I quickly elaborated by explaining, "I want to put my dick between your [REDACTED]." Right after I said it, I felt like I pressed my luck, doubling down on a foolish bet, but I said it with a straight face and prayed for a decent outcome. I usually don't put much faith in the power of prayer... but I do now.

Ten minutes later her ass was in my car. We drove to her apartment. I could not fucking believe it. This, I pondered with astonishment, is all it takes? If I had known this sort of naked tactic actually worked I would have done this years ago.

We got to her place, went upstairs, and wasted no time. My dick has never gotten this hard this fast before in my entire life. [* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * REDACTED * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *] I had to pull the bed sheets out of my ass crack [* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * REDACTED * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *] In all it only lasted about twenty minutes. Luckily I hadn't jerked off in two weeks so I erupted pretty much right when she wanted me to. Don't ask me why I haven't masturbated in two weeks. I have no answer. [* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * REDACTED * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *] I just wanted to use the word 'sphincter,' but it was really stupendous.

I washed up my crotch in her bathroom sink and used her shower towel to dry myself. I think I got some lube on it. Hope she doesn't notice. Then she hustled me out the door pretty quick. Maybe she's got school in the morning or some shit. But don't get me wrong, I wasn't bitter we didn't have cuddle time. I was just plain old fashioned grateful she threw a spare fuck my way.

Hope you enjoyed this little tale. It's been enjoyable making it happen and reporting it for you. After all, you're the reason why I do these things. You, my loyal readership. I guess the moral of the story is: Go to MJs, which is basically the moral of every story.

I'm tired. Time for bed.

UPDATE: My apologies for all the redacted sentences and words. She called me this morning and very sternly but nicely asked I take out the more intimate, revealing details. I guess I went a little too in depth about some stuff. I wanna hit it again, so I am graciously complying with her wishes. But, rest assured, I did put my dick between her [REDACTED].

Monday, July 4, 2011

Goddess Night at MJs Tonight

Tonight I will be making my way to MJs in Silverlake so I can feast my eyes on some of LA's hottest ladies. Last time I was there I had a rather close encounter with a very aggressive, dominant girl who let me know she would fuck me in the ass really hard. And honestly, when you get down to it, that's what it's all about. At least for me that's what it's all about. I can't speak for anyone else.

I will be bringing my camera, so hopefully I can grab a few quick shots of the go-go girls to post here.  If you've never gone to Goddess Night, then you are lame.  Just kidding, but you need to get there soon. It's a lot of fun and the girls are plentiful.

Visit the WEBSITE for more details.

Thursday, June 30, 2011

Kayla Biggs

Not sure if you've spotted a trend here. I do a lot of posts about ebony girls with really huge cocks. What can I tell you? They seem like fun girls to me. Case in point: Kayla Biggs, ''noted TS adult film star,'' is my type of girl: tall, dark, and hung like a goddamn baseball bat. I definitely want to be on the business end of that massive serpent when it goes off. Not much else can be said except she's fine as fuck and I hope one day I will be locked in a hotel room with her, kneeling before her like her humble sex slave, heart racing like a nervous school boy.

Here's a VIDEO, which should have been filmed in 3-D, but it's still good in plain old 2-D. And here's her AD. If I ever get up the courage to go see her, I'll report back here with all the salacious drippy details. Oh YEAH.

Monica

Thought I'd take a quick break from the ebony gals (who by the way are incredibly sexy and amazing) to pay respect to the lovely Latinas. One of the greatest fucks I ever had was at the swollen cock of a Venezuelan babe. My butthole ached for a week. Monica (who is not that girl, but who bares a slight resemblance) is a chick I've glanced at a few times and wondered about.  She's got a sincerely kick-ass shape. 8 1/2 inches and an ass that's right where my dick should be. I dig what I'm looking at. Check out her AD.

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Jaguar Evermore - aka: "Miss Black"

Been seriously contemplating for some time about giving this powerfully exquisite gal a call. But I just know I'm no match for her. I mean look at her. Look at that body. She is the bomb. She's so sexy and so amazing I would be putty in her hands. She could easily bend me to her will with just her pinky. Then she would simply bend me over. She would force me to grovel at her feet and kiss her toes. I would gladly put her erect junk in my mouth and hum the National Anthem if she demanded me to. I am nothing in her superior eyes but a sickly insignificant fuck puppet willing to do her nasty bidding. Sounds like fun, actually.

Check out her AD and her WEBSITE.

Goddess Night - March Pix

Goddess Night at MJs in Silverlake is an awesome spot to go grab a beer and scope out some of LA's hottest pieces of ass. Scott & Ben do an incredible job photographing and chronicling the amazing, sexy, talented ladies who inhabit this dark domain. Check out their MARCH PIX.

Giselle aka "Amazon Ashley"

I am so curious about this one. She is so fucking outrageously ridiculously hot it's not even funny. Am I laughing? Nope. What might it be like to have that gargantuan butt plop down on my face? I'm guessing the end of the fucking world. She's so insanely gorgeous. Over the top crazy smokin'. I would love to let her beat me in the face with her cock then smother me to death with that super mega monster dumper. Sorry there's a dude in the pic, but kind of a necessary evil so you can see just how towering this sexy inferno is.

Check out her AD and youtube VIDEO and this VIDEO and this VIDEO.

Monday, June 27, 2011

Aliana Starr

Speaking of Goddess Night at MJs, the last two times I went this month I saw this hot Latina go-go dancing. And let me tell you, she is one sexy fucking piece of ass. Sex incarnate. I got a raging hard-on just watching her from across the room. Her bod is out of this fucking world, and when she looks into your eyes your dick will instantly explode. Spotted her ad on Backpage LA...

Check out her ad.

Goddess Night at MJ's

Here's what the ad on Backpage LA says...

"hey guys if u wanna find the best transexuals in all L.A. u should go to mj's every monday goddess night by leslie monroy is every monday star at 10 pm till 2 am go go dancers all night great show at midnight and music drinks and everything we are located at 2810 hyperion ave. los angeles ca. 90027 (silverlake).

Check out the ad for more info and pix.

Personally speaking, I've been to MJs a couple of Mondays now, and I can't wait to go back. Today is Monday, but unfortunately I probably won't make it out this week. But last week was awesome. I met some really hot girls and the atmosphere is killer. MJs is definitely a great place to scope out and have close encounters with some of LA's grade-A tranny meat.

Tameka



What a tall drink of loveliness. And 10 serious inches. I adore Black tgirls, especially tall ones with humongous cocks. My butthole craves you, Tameka. You are a goddess. Destroy me. Please.

Check out her AD and watch this VIDEO. It's fucking crazy and will melt your brain. Also, this PICTURE robs me of my ability for rational thought. I just want to whip out and jerk one onto the floor. Check out more pics HERE.

Stephanieh



What a sex doll. And she's packing 9 insane inches. I want this chick fuck me in the ass till tears roll down my cheeks. That body is stupendous and makes me stupid.

Check out her ad.

Sunday, June 26, 2011

Ms. Fanny

Love that ass. My tongue wants to make a home in that ass. If I could have that ass all to myself, I would kiss it every damn day. French kiss it, that is.

Check out her ad.