Alexa Gray Is a Severely Hot Piece Of Ass

A while back I did a short posting about a girl in Las Vegas by the name of Alexa Gray. I thought she was cute. Here's the original POST.

Anyway, I've been getting a tremendous amount of hits lately and most of them are for that post about her. So I started wondering, what's up with this Alexa Gray, and why are people so bloody interested in her? Well, obviously, she's a hot piece of ass. But still, there's a ton of hot ass floating around out there, so why does she get all this attention? I simply don't know, aside from the strong possibility that she's the stone cold shit.

I may need to invest some time and hard earned capital and pay her a visit some time in the not too distant future. She looks incredible, so I most likely can't go too wrong nailing her ass to the fucking bed with my throbbing sword of love. Look how hot she is. She knows she's hot, too. That confident smirk on her face says it all.

I'd love to get her completely trashed on hard alcohol, I'm talking staggering around puking on the carpet ripped,  and have one harrowing evening with her. And just so it's clear, I'm not the sort of sleazebag who would get a chick hammered and take advantage of her. No, no. I'd get just as hammered so that we'd be screwing around on a level playing field. We'd probably shower together, lather each other up first. If she vomited all over me I'd be okay with that. Then we'd take the party to the bed and we'd step up the foreplay. Am I rambling?

Check out her MYSPACE PAGE... this babe is for realz.

Ladyboy Cindy

This girl truly is a stunning vision. Look at THIS. I wanna shove my erect pee-pee in that sweet crack so bad. And check out this VIDEO of her urinating. Fuck, that's incredible. Amazing. She's pissing while having a raging hardon. I am beside myself. It's crazy sexy. Also be sure to go to BOB'S TGIRLS.

I honestly didn't know pissing was in now. Awesome. Her piss looks pretty tasty. I'd love to be her urinal and drink straight from the tap. I know that sounds disgusting, but I can't help myself. Maybe she'll put up an ad at some point and I can make it happen. Stay tuned.

Talisha Is Delisha

Ever since I was a wee boy and I first realized these tgirls are the shit, I've been a huge fan of a ladyboy named Talisha. She's got a really interesting PENIS (which I would love to wrap my lips around the top of) and plus she's cute as hell.

A ways back, she went through a strange "NO EYEBROW" phase, this was back before she had breast implants. But I was into her even back then. Despite the Hellraiser type look, I thought she was extremely hot, like in this startling yet sexy PIC.

Check out this recent VIDEO in which she screws a lucky bastard. How lucky is he? Aside from the fact that he's having sex with her (which is lucky enough), she also squeezes his balls while he cums. I'd love to taste some of THIS. Here's a GALLERY from LADYBOY69.

"sparkysnakeden.wordpress.com is no longer available."

What the fuck? I am outraged. Fight the power.

Buddy Wood's Topless T-Party

Never been, but Buddy Wood is a stand-up guy and there are worse things in the world than getting a lapdance from Domino Presley, so I guess I'll check it out.

Buddy Wood is a genius. A pioneer. Can this really be LA's only transsexual strip club night? I guess so. I know there are tons of guys out there who prefer tgirls over the out-dated boring version 1 girls. So why aren't there more events like this? Why isn't there a strip club that's tgirls only, all day, all night, 24/7/365? If I had dough to burn I'd open a tgirl strip club and run it like a third world dictator. What does that mean? I don't know, but I'm sure I'd get a lot of hot ass all over me.

Vintage Industrial Strip Club
12317 Branford St.
Sun Valley, CA 91352

"Black Angel Ts Jerking" Is A Good Video

But don't take my word.
Watch the VIDEO.
Judge for yourself.
It has a rather explosive finale.

More Tameka? Yes, Please.

Okay, yes. I have a thing for gorgeous Black tgirls with enormous penises, in case you haven't noticed. Sue me. Actually don't.

I fantasize regularly about them, and among the most sought after girls in my twisted cum-soaked sponge I call a brain is the brilliantly exotic Tameka. I've never been with her, but she is high up on my bucket list of big-dicked super-fine Black honeys to get with before the whole shit house goes up in flames, to quote Val Kilmer as Jim Morrison.

In the perfect version of when we eventually meet, she will rape my face and butt without a condom and force me to swallow all of her dick excrement. I'm sure she'll have to twist my arm (NOT). That's my vision of how things will go down. I'm prepared for a slightly more reasonable or conservative scenario to take place, however. But a guy can dream big, right? And in this case, Tameka is quite a big dream.

Check out this cool GALLERY of her. And also check out SHEMALE CLUB for more pix than you can ever whack off to. And here's another VIDEO I just found. I actually caught myself talking to this video. Tameka is an angel whose spooge I'd very much like to taste test.

A Close Encounter With Jaguar Evermore, aka: "Miss Black"

I'm a devout fan of Black tgirls. Especially dominant, tall, toned, fit, bubble-butted, big dicked, ample tittied, statuesque  goddesses. I love it when they really get my heart racing, which is very easy for them to do. If not for these wonderfully intense, stunning beauties, life simply would not be worth living.

Case in point: The tantalizing Jaguar Evermore, also known as "Miss Black." I've been seriously fascinated by her for some time now. She is a fantasy... an extreme, late night, layin' in bed jerkin' the salami, pornographic wet dream fantasy. Well, today this fantasy became reality for me.

When I arrived she welcomed me at the door wearing something sexy and next to nothing. I was so immediately taken by her that I was stumbling all over the place like a fool.  She asked if I was nervous and I put on my best brave face and said I wasn't.  Clearly she saw straight through my bravado... my shivering facade. She gave me a subtle, wicked smile that informed me she was in complete control.

She took me back to her bedroom and told me to get naked. She's the kind of woman who I would never argue with, so I took off my clothes immediately. Within a matter of moments, she was also naked, and I was in total awe. She's a striking beauty with clothes on, but disrobed she's beyond imagination. Her dick, even when it's not hard, is bigger than most guy's full erections -- and that includes your humble narrator. My dick is like a baby dick compared to hers, but I didn't mind. I love it when a girl's dick is bigger than mine. In addition to a cock that requires its own zip code and should be registered as a deadly weapon, her soft dark skin is flawless and her hypnotic eyes suck you in instantly. Needless to say (but I'll say it anyway) I was paralyzed, helplessly caught in her spell.

So there we were... naked, in her bedroom, tranny porno playing on the TV. The mood was definitely set for some crazy fuckin'.  She asked me, "What do you want me to do?"  I responded, "Anything you want."  She looked at me like I was insane, like this was the last thing she expected to hear, like I had just bitten off more than I could chew.  I timidly asked, "What do you want to do to me?"  With an intense look and a low, stern voice like a growl she said, "I want to fuck you in the ass."

We got on the bed and she started by shoving her incredibly rigid cock into my mouth. I've had countless big Black dicks in my mouth, but this lady is on a whole different level. Her dick is a monster. James Cameron couldn't make a monster like this with all the money in Hollywood.  It's rock hard, beautiful, and never ever quits no matter what. I wanted to suck her balls, too, but we didn't get around to that. Maybe next time.

After a while of this, she got into position so she could fuck me while I laid on my back.  She spread my legs and pressed the tip of her cock against my tense, quivering butthole. You know that sound a dog makes when you step on its tail? That's pretty much the sound I made when she breached my anus with her enormous cock head. I called out to The Lord and blurted out random profanity while she worked as much of her dick inside me as she could. I felt like Linda Blair in THE EXORCIST, like there was a demon in me. Never before in the history of anal sex has a penis that big gone into an anus that small. We may have set a Guinness Book record. I'll need to verify this of course. She gave me one hell of a thrill ride I will not soon forget. Check out this PICTURE to sort of get an idea what the scene looked like. It's not us, but it accurately says it all. (FYI: Not safe for work).

Miss Black is super sweet and made me feel very comfortable. She's accommodating and easy to deal with. She seems like a girl who likes to keep the situation hassle free, and I really appreciate that quality in a woman. I'll definitely go back and see her again the first chance I get, and I one hundred percent recommend her to anyone who admires strong, sexy Black tgirls and enjoys getting viciously ass-pounded by them.

Check out her AD.  And also check out my original BLOG POST about her from a couple months ago.

Chanel

I love Black tgirls. Maybe it's because I love big black cocks. How big? Around ten inches is my personal preference.

Check out Chanel. She's an entertainer with a well toned body and an impressive ten inch cock who is looking for upscale gents in New York. Little personal anecdote, Chanel was the first Black tgirl I was ever with. Well, not exactly true - I got a bbbj from another Black tgirl first, but Chanel was the first Black tgirl I jumped in bed with and did all the major positions and sex acts. And because of this, she will always hold a special place in my heart.

Chanel is a really sweet girl and she can fuck hard. And her dick is definitely around ten inches. The first time I was with her and she shoved her full engorged COCK into my mouth, I thought, "Oh my god... this thing is gigantic." The pictures in this GALLERY don't do her penis justice. In the photos it appears that it's only semi erect. But trust me, when it becomes fully erect it's a masterpiece. I remember it being so much larger. At the start of one of our encounters she put her dick in my hand and it got hard really fast and it seemed like it kept growing and growing and growing.

If you're in New York and you're into really big black dicks, I recommend Chanel whole-heartedly.

Here's her AD and also check out BLACK-TGIRLS.

Tranny Ass Is Best Served On The Face

This is exactly the sort of thing that's been on my mind lately. Letting a hot tranny smother me with her sweet ass cheeks. Of course I would jam my tongue straight up her warm butthole in the process. That's how I roll, folks. Tongue in the rectum. And most trannys (at least the ones who have allowed me to lick the pooper) have had the cleanest butt regions I've ever seen close up. But I mean seriously, I can't think of something better to do. Nothin'. Well, maybe THIS. And check out some cool BAREBACK.

This Old Guy Is Cool

I don't care what ya say. I think this old guy is cool. Firsts of all, he's got the balls to get naked in front of the whole wide world. Second, he's still getting some action at his ripe old age. Hats off. And LOOK what he's gettin'. Mu-ther-fuck-er. Not bad for an old geezer who shouldn't even be getting a bonner, much less a cute ladyboy. I think she's cute. A little boyish in a sexy way, but I'm into that sometimes. Some guys. Check out the rest of the PIX. There are a couple gross ones, but mostly they're harmless.

Nicoly Assuncao Gets Barebacked

Brazilian trannys are awesome. Mainly 'cause they're up for getting barebacked at the drop of pants. Take Nicoly for example. I found this GALLERY and it's quite eye-opening. Or ass-opening. Maybe both. THIS is what a dick looks like going into an ass without a rubber. Glorious, huh? I enjoy this PICTURE most, though, because I want to make that face. That's a "fuck face" as Eddie Murphy put it. Wait a second. How did I get on the subject of Eddie Murphy? I was discussing trannys and... never mind. Check out SHEMALES GET BAREBACKED for some good stuff. And use a condom, kids. And when you do, make sure it's a KIMONO.

Cute Ladyboy Lowse

Sorry I haven't posted in a few days. Been super busy. I'm so exhausted I don't even want to type, but I'll put in a couple words since I'm here.

This ladyboy, who I'm not that familiar with, is a girl who caught my eye a while back. She's adorable as hell. I mean look at THIS. Adorable, right? I think her name is Lowse Zvaen? Maybe? Who knows. I love her flat chest (one of my fetishes). Hope she never gets implants. Don't do it, baby. Resist the temptation. Billy Joel loves you just the way you are.

Here's links to the GALLERY and EXTREME LADYBOYS. They're extreme. They're ladyboys. No false advertising there. And here's a GALLERY of her that shows some dick.

I Want To Go To Thailand

With about 200 of THESE. For me, it's Kimono or it's nothing at all. And the girl in white at 21 to 27 seconds in would probably get about 150 of those condoms put inside her. That walk she had devised is brain-meltingly awesome.

My God, this place looks like a candy store of hot ass. If I go there I'll probably never come back.

Areeya Is Unquestionably Hot

Here's a GALLERY I found on LADYBOY69 that makes me mental. I know I did a post not long ago about Areeya, but she's so worth another one. Check out the gallery for reasons such as THIS. These pix are insane and the perfect examples of why she's probably my favorite ever. Is she really my favorite ever? I don't know. I probably shouldn't make absolute statements like that. But she's way fucking hot, that's for damn certain.

She so hot I'd like to take a horse syringe and inject her anus full of Hellmann's real Mayonnaise, then let her squeeze it all back out onto my tongue (or onto a turkey sandwich). That's how much I love her, and that's how much I love America's favorite mayonnaise.

She is fine, no doubt about it. I was thinking today that perhaps I should take a break from writing vulgar posts. You know, posts that describe in lurid detail what I'd like to do to these ladies. Such as eat condiments out of their buttholes. But now, looking at these pix of Areeya, I don't believe there's anything vulgar about saying I want to fuck this girl in the ass. In fact, now that I've said it, to me it sounds quite eloquent. So there you have it: My dick, HER ASS, needs to happen.

Tranny Gangbanged

I've had dreams exactly like this. Me getting gangbanged out of the blue by six hot trannys. Then I wake up, realize it was all a dream, then spend the next week depressed because it really didn't happen. I probably need to go to Brazil to make something like this a reality.

Check out TRANNYGANGBANGED, it's all about taping into my most personal, fantastic dreams and desires then acting them out for real on video. It's like they implanted a microchip inside my brain then have a guy sitting in a little room listening in and writing everything down for their next movie idea. Here's a SAMPLE.

Ladyboy Enema

With a blog post like "Ladyboy Enema," how wrong can you go? Truth: You can't.

Check out the sexy chick to the left, who I believe goes by the name "TT," which I take it means "Tremendously Titillating."  She appears in this fascinating VIDEO. I believe the content comes from THIS SITE, so check them out, too.

If I was in the porno making business, I would most likely be making movies like this. Fucking sexy Thai ladyboys and giving them enemas. There's an old saying: "Do what you love." Wise words. And doing THIS is high up on my list of stuff I love.

Shemales Get Fisted

I'm a huge advocate of the concept behind this website. I must admit, as a disclaimer however, that I'm not a member of the site.

For me, it's all about the ass. All roads lead to back the ass. Maybe that's why I find tgirls so incredibly inviting. Because they rely heavily on the ass as a major component of giving and receiving sexual pleasure. This is just a theory, like Einstein on relativity. I could be wrong, but I think I'm at least on to something here.

For example, check out this IMAGE. Pretty cool, right? You bet.  Sadly, the only way I'd be able to get a hot tgirl to allow me to fist her would be to get a job as one of the male models for this site. To do that I think I might need to become Brazilian and get a huge cock. Probably easier said than done, but with proper diet and exercise who knows. Until then, maybe I could allow hot tgirls to fist me. Now there's an idea.

Perhaps I will begin a new chapter of my life as a fistee. I might get a nasty rectal prolapse as a result, but that doesn't bother me. To be perfectly honest, I've always found girls with prolapsed (or distended) rectums rather hot. Especially the ones that pop out three or more inches. It looks like something out of a science fiction horror movie. The anus is an angry window into the soul, and the more frightening the better, I say.

Check out the WEBSITE.

Niomy

I keep thinking this cute girl's name is Nimoy, like Leonard Nimoy. But she sure as shit don't look like Leonard Nimoy. I like cute little ladyboys, and Niomy certainly fits that description. She's cute. She's little. And she's a ladyboy. She's also from Thailand, which makes me get really hard. I get hard just saying the word Thailand. Plus I read in one review about her that she has tiny breasts and no implants. And when it comes to ladyboys, I love love love it when they have no tits.

Ladyboys are fun to be with. My favorite encounter with one was in San Fransisco a couple years ago. I really wanted to fuck a ladyboy in the ass really bad so I looked up a girl who I thought I might be able to fill the void with, literally. And it was an awesome experience. I fucked her from every position I could think of and it lasted about three hours total. I keep wondering if Niomy here could be the same type of fun. If she is I need to get my ass over to see her asap.

Check out her AD. And if you see her, let me know how it went down. I'm damn curious.

Tia Phoenixx - Exclusive Interview

1. No hormones. No surgeries. No implants. Have you always been naturally this sexy your whole life?
Actually i do take  female hormones during  holiday, but i am not on hormones while working or if any, very low dose in order to ensure functionality. Am I sexy?  Not so sure about that, but i'm horny..that's true lol

2. When did you realize that you are one hot sexy amazing piece of ass?
hemmm...what do you think?  I have a hard time to imagine how sexy i can be for men.  I feel just normal in real life. 

3. Do you like men exclusively, or do you like women too? Other tgirls?
Men exclusively, the masculine ones.  I even can't sleep with the effeminate ones

4. You call Toronto home. Have you always lived there? And what's so great about Canada?
No, I moved to Canada around 6 years ago, following my ex boyfriend at the time.  Canada is a great country due to its size, but it's a little too cold for me in general,except Vancouver.  I will be moving somewhere warmer in the next two or three years. I start looking for a new place now. 

5. What do you look for in a man?
First, his personality, then his brain then his look.
Great order. That means I have a chance.

6. What's your favorite TV show and favorite movie?
I don't watch tv that much, but if i do, I will watch  discovery channel or something similar to that.  My favorite movies are generally cartoons made by disney or pixar.  My favorite movie of all time is E.T and beautiful boxer (a Thai movie). My favorite recent movie is Brides Maids. Gosh...it's so funny...you guys should watch it!

7. Do you sleep in the nude?
How do you know that?  yes, i do

I know that because that's the way I picture you. Nude.

8. What's your favorite food?
pasta, sashimi, and curry (thai or indian.. i love them both)

9. Describe the best sex you ever had.
When I was in Tozeur, a small town in the northern part of Tunisia, the biggest oasis in Africa.  I was banged by more than 40 boys ranging from age 18 to 23, and all were so handsome and naturally athletic. I was so lucky and blessed to "taste" the cutest boys in town.  They all gathered to see me that night.  We made it in the middle of the oasis under the full moon, starting from 9.00 pm till 2.00 am in the morning.  I asked them to take off their clothes so i could see their perfect body while they fucked me. It's so memorable..i get a hard on just to think about that.  it ended just because some drunken men joined..and i did not like them, so i stopped the action all together
Um, wow.

10. Describe the most uncomfortable sex you ever had.
When I got rape in jail by an ugly man.  It's terrible.  I don't want to discuss this.
That's just awful. I'm so sorry to hear that. Moving along...

11. Aside from being the sexiest chick on the planet, do you have any other conquests in life?
lol..i am not even the sexiest chick in the village, how can i ever dream of having that title lol.   I have lots conquests in my life. My priority right now is to retire in time, and start leading a normal life after that...you know..having a boyfriend...own a  business maybe..etc

12. Have you ever done a three-way? If yes, please elaborate in full detail.
Yes with 2 brazilian boys.  It used to work in Sao Paulo for fun 5 years ago, and there were place for boys and tgirls to hang out and if we got lucky, had clients.  I met one of the boys over there, he was an escort.  He liked me very much and asked me to come to his apartment. He was hot, so i said yes, and when we got there, his friend, who was also an escort too, was there.  His friend was actually even hotter than him.  I was thrilled lol.  So, we did the three way....nothing really special..they just screwed me one by one till they both cum.  Gosh..brazilian boys are hot...stamina..and size...and the look...wow...no wonder they are the sexiest boys on earth
Hot.

13. Have you ever gone blond?
No. Not really into blonde thing. 

14. Because you don't do nude photos, at least on the internet, I'm extremely interested in what kind of surprise you have in your panties. Can you describe what's down there? Paint the picture please.
dirty man....just imagine yourself...i'm not really good at describing how sexy or how good i am as a sex object
I am a dirty man. And I don't want to picture myself, but if you're anything like me then you have a big dick.

15. Do you enjoy watching any sports?
No.  If I do, i check on the guys..not on the sport.

16. Which actor who played James Bond would you like to sleep with most?
Sean Connery
Great choice, but I pictured you as a Daniel Craig girl. Guess you're old school.

17. What's your favorite candy or snack?
Raspberry shorbet.  I like kitkat too...and popcorn...and fries...mama mia...i like junk food...now you know LOL

18. What's better: giving or receiving oral sex?
hemm..almost equal....giving maybe if the guys are my type

19. Who is your favorite historical person and why?
Interesting question.  I don't have any in my mind now.  Maybe because i am more focus on present and future?

20. Describe yourself in one word or less. Just kidding, one word is fine.
Rising
The Phoenixx is rising. Stand the fuck back.

21. Name one horror movie that scared the living shit out of you as a child.
I forget the name, there was one that I scared a lot. I had a head ache after seeing that movie due to stress.  it's not long time ago though.  the story is about a boy who was heavily abused as a kid and turned out to be a serial killer. 

22. What's your favorite holiday?
I like adventure, so going to the Amazon, or Nepal..or India are cool.  I like boys's hunting too lol.  At the moment i'm discovering the new world that I like a lot: middle east and north Africa. I like the boys as much as they like me.  so the hunting has been always very very successful LOL

23. What's the nastiest sex act a guy ever asked you to do?
He wanted to eat my poop.  Eeew
Wonder if you did it.

24. What's the nastiest sex act you enjoy doing?
I like giving golden shower.  giving only
Great. Can't wait for you to come to LA.

25. If someone gave you a million dollars what would you do with it?
hemm...90% of it, i will invest it  and the rest I will spend on vacation for a year

26. THE LOST QUESTION

27. Who is the funniest comedian in your opinion? And who is the funniest comedian you'd fuck?
Jojon, a senior Indonesian comedian.  Comedian i would like to fuck? none that comes to mind at the moment

28. Who are your biggest fans: single guys or married men?
married men.  Forbidden fruit is delicious i guess?

29. Do you enjoy driving men insane?
it depends..if i like them too then yes. but if i don't like them..it will be a hell to have men who are crazy for me.  it happened in the past and it was a torture for me

30. Do you have a personal philosophy that guides you and the choices you make in life?
Yes. the best prediction to your future is your past.  So by seeing my past, i know it is my destiny to become an escort...but my path as an escort is a good one. So i think I will be just fine in the future.  check my blog, especially my autobiography: "The Power Of Being An Underdog" to find out.

Big thanks to Tia for being the doll of all dolls. She has truly led an astonishingly life thus far. Please visit her website. She is amazing.

www.tia-phoenixx.com/blog